1. photo

    photo

    5 hours ago  /  89,751 notes  /  Source: stupidandreckless

  2. kyradrake18:

    spoken-not-written:

    don’t you hate it when you try talking to pizza but it doesn’t respond

    Jake asking the deeper questions in life

    (via spoken-not-written)

    5 hours ago  /  572 notes  /  Source: spoken-not-written

  3. Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future

    6 hours ago  /  307,298 notes  /  Source: bitoflaura

  4. 
This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:
Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.

    This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:

    Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.

    (via shippingelsanna)

    6 hours ago  /  1,280,639 notes  /  Source: s-u-r-f-e-r

  5. baracknobama:

    they dont even sell garages at garage sales

    (via amerlcanapparel)

    6 hours ago  /  44,377 notes  /  Source: baracknobama

  6. dejacoendou:

    hey-doesnt-he-rap:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

    (via jamus-13)

    14 hours ago  /  550,827 notes  /  Source: chicken-nuggets-galore

  7. tvspecial:

    every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

    (via tyleroakley)

    14 hours ago  /  261,588 notes  /  Source: whiteboyfriend

  8. (via jamus-13)

    14 hours ago  /  17,047 notes  /  Source: memewhore

  9. (via jamus-13)

    14 hours ago  /  124,965 notes  /  Source: foxnewsofficial

  10. penis-hilton:

he got a point

    penis-hilton:

    he got a point

    (via elsannafondue)

    14 hours ago  /  133,896 notes  /  Source: danbutt